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Humor Break - 11

smiley-smile Short humor break: Witticisms

 

It's not whether you win or lose,

It's how you place the blame.

 

We have enough youth.

How about a fountain of smart?

 

If at first you don't succeed...

Skydiving is not for you.

 

Red meat is not bad for you.

Fuzzy green meat is.

 

Ninety nine percent of all lawyers

give the rest a bad name.

 

A recent survey showed that three out of four people

make up seventy five percent of the population.

 

Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge

to produce reproductive organs.

 

A fool and his money

can throw one heck of a party.

 

 

smiley-laughing Medium humor break: Blonde jokes

 

smiley-cool Long humor break: create a (2008) election video featuring you as the candidate

 

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