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smiley-smile Short humor break: Letter to a Dad

A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad."

With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands.

"Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercing's, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am. But it's not only the passion.

Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone.

We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!! Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your grandchildren.

Love, your son,

John.

P.S. Dad, None of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home."

 

 

smiley-laughing Medium humor break: Short illustrated story of the unbearable sadness of vegetables

(hint-it's the commentary that will get to you)

 

smiley-cool Long humor break: Awkward family photos

 

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smiley-smile Short humor break: Witticisms

 

It's not whether you win or lose,

It's how you place the blame.

 

We have enough youth.

How about a fountain of smart?

 

If at first you don't succeed...

Skydiving is not for you.

 

Red meat is not bad for you.

Fuzzy green meat is.

 

Ninety nine percent of all lawyers

give the rest a bad name.

 

A recent survey showed that three out of four people

make up seventy five percent of the population.

 

Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge

to produce reproductive organs.

 

A fool and his money

can throw one heck of a party.

 

 

smiley-laughing Medium humor break: Blonde jokes

 

smiley-cool Long humor break: create a (2008) election video featuring you as the candidate

 

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smiley-smile Short humor break: Lipstick problem

 

The headmistress of the school was having a problem with the girls. They'd put lipstick on, and then proceed to leave a lip imprint on the mirrors in the bathroom. No amount of cajoling would cause the girls to stop 'kissing' the mirrors.

So headmistress decided to do some persuasion via demonstration.

She informs the girls how hard it is to remove lipstick smudges from the mirrors. She asks the janitor to show the girls how hard it is to remove the lipstick. Of course, the janitor complies.

He dips the mop into the toilet bowl and cleans the mirror.

Demo over. Lipstick problem over and done with.

 

 

smiley-laughing Medium humor break: Your computer is psychic (short game)

 

smiley-cool Long humor break: Persuse funny signs found around the world

 

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