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We discontinued our online resume submission form--so please just send your resume to us by email, mail or fax.

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By telephone: 1-877-738-6273 (toll-free)

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FunCPE

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Spring, TX 77382 USA

We just need a brief, one page email supporting your qualifications to be a pilot tester of our courses.  If you don't have a resume readily available, please just send a brief statement of your work experience, education and licensing by email.

Thanks for Signing up to be a Pilot Tester!


We appreciate your interest in pilot testing one of our upcoming courses.

As a member of our Pilot Tester Program:

  • You will receive periodic emails describing upcoming pilot tests.
  • You can select which, if any, pilot tests you wish to participate in.
  • We do not send any other email to pilot testers.

We will contact you when the next available pilot test is scheduled.


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You will receive an email from Carolyn Weaver (FunCPE) This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it. in a few moments asking you to confirm that you wish to sign up as a pilot tester.


You should click on the confirmation link in the email and you will then be added to our list of interested pilot testers.

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